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| User: | legomilk (2390726) The Plastic Factory
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| Name: | legohead | |
| Location: | Brooklyn, New York, United States | |
| Birthdate: | 1977-04-10 | |
| Bio: | i'm actually legohead, not legomilk, but that's another story... --------------------- Several years ago, i responded to one of those ads in the paper to be a test subject for new medicine to treat adult ADD. Two weeks into it, i wasn't feeling so hot one day so i went in to their office. they gave me the requisite tranquilizers and pain killers (yay!) and sent me home. i went back to daily life (*ho-hum*), but started noticing my head slightly expanding the tiniest bit each day. it kept on getting bigger and bigger, ever so slightly, over a period of months. it wasn't too long before i suffered total neck muscle failure from having to deal with all the extra cranial mass. i radioed the Policia Chupacabra to rush me to the hospital immediately. i should've known better. they flew me to Mars, shot me up w/ this weird mix of thorazine and guacamole, and promptly ejected me into a giant pit of those plastic balls (ya know, like at chucky cheeze's). then topless women armed with whiffle-ball bats started falling out of the ceiling. they proceeded to badger my poor melon until it was horribly deformed and mis-shapen. (they had mirrors on their nipples so i was able to see the fruits of their labor) i was getting dizzy, and kinda horny, so it took me awhile to realize that the ball-level was slowly being depleted all around me. as i got lower and lower, i began to hear a noise like a giant shop-vac sucking away hundreds of thousands of balls, topless women, and inevitably, me. i tried in vain to keep myself afloat in the giant vat of balls, but then, i too, was sucked under, and rendered unconscious from lack of air. darkness. pandemonium. when i awoke, i was in a mysterious medical lab somewhere, surrounded by cycloptic Meerkats of a higher intelligence wielding futuristic medical tools. i couldn't feel anything, but i could tell they were operating on me...and my head. i went in and out of consciousness numerous times during the course of my operation, never able to make much out of my odd circumstance and surroundings. but then, i finally awoke, at home at the Hickory House in my bed. it was kinda one of those, "oh shit thank Bob it was just a bad dream!" type things, but i felt strange--i intuitively knew some part of the whole experience was true. or maybe it was just another hangover. either way, i had to pee real bad, so i did. afterwards, when washing my hands, i looked up into the mirror only to see.... LEGOHEAD! and so i am until this day. --the end-- | |
| Memories:: | 1 entry | |
| Interests: | 64: abandoned buildings, alcohol, architecture, astrology, beer, burning flipside, burning man, cacophony, camping, civil liberties, community building, cooking, costume making, culture jamming, dreams, drinking, drumming, dumpster diving, falling from heights, feng shui, fire, found objects, fry street, fuck shit up, graphic design, i ching, insanity, intuition, legos, life, love, magic, maps, memes, mountain biking, muppets, nitrous oxide, performance art, photography, physics, power tools, privacy, psychedelics, ramen noodles, recycling, road trips, rock stacking, sailing, santa rampage, science, sex, snow, songwriting, spacemen 3, spectrum, sushi, synchronicity, travel, tree climbing, volkswagen, volunteering, wasabi, whiskey, writing without capitals | |
| Schools: | None listed | |
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| Member of: | 11: absolute_jesus, ai_of_dallas, burningflipside, dallaspartykids, dentontx, dfwtx, mob_mania, ntx_actv, onesentence, santarchy, things_i_saw | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
